Grooming day for Sara

My friends have this cute medium sized dog named Sara. 

She's a shaggy thing sometimes, but I remedied that issue yesterday. 

We give her a hair cut about 3x's a year. 

The weather is getting warmer, ok Sara, time for your haircut! 

Her mama put her on the table while I took some photos of her before we started. Sara wants to share the rest of the story. I'll go away now so she can post her story.

You hoomans! You are always doing dumb things to us dogs. Leave me alone! I refuse to stand up, so there!You can't make me stand up! Nope, never. Nope.

Well dang -- my hooman Mama made me stand up anyhow! Well fine, I don't have to LIKE THIS!! 

My groomer & so-called friend, TexCyn did this to meeeee!! Horrible! She said it's the rough stage. I want off this table! Look, I look hideous!!! I'm embarassed. I'm going to hide...when they take me off this blasted table! What? Bath? Did I hear the words bath? BATH!! OH NO!!! I'm running away from home asap! When they aren't looking, I'll be packing up my food & leaving! Humpf! Hoomans. Humpf! 

And TexCyn was supposed to be a professional groomer at one time? She owned her own grooming business? AND I LOOK LIKE THIS???? Liar. 


OK, so I get my bath - hoomans are mean!

I am allowed to dry on my own...heh heh...I sneaked into my Mama's bedroom & rolled alllll over her bed, then settled down to dry in it! HA! Revenge is sweet. Plus she left the door open...sooooo....

And then, TexCyn came & got me! OH NO! The dreaded grooming table again! Now what? How can she make me look even more hideous??? I look rediculous enough as it is. 

OK, more photos of me....

 Ohhhhh, I feel sooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooood!! Hoomans are grrrrrrrrrrrreat!! Don't I look nice & fresh & clean & happy & cute! And I'm hungry. I think treats are in order! Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be happy about this. So note the look on my face. I'm gonna keep that look. Forever. Guilting hoomans is a good thing to do.

Ooooooo, I'm so not happy! I sneer at you! All you did to me was cut my nails & gave me a bath! I want a hair cut & a big fuss over too! Humpf. You stink - signed, Dolly.

~As always, be kind to your pets, clean up after them on your travels & respect your neighbor~   Sara says, bah humbug

Where's Sara?

???Where's Sara???

Nope, that's only a part of Sara..

Where is Sara?

Oh, here she is! Hiding in a corner. You can't touch me says she! (especially if I don't look at you. If you can't see my face head on, you can't see me...)

Oh man, I looked at you, now you can see me!!!

I think I look fine. Just let me sport this punk look - otay? I am giving you my best "stink eye"...sneer, go away.

Whew, she finally finished abusing me! Clippers, scissors, combs, brushes! It's not a dogs life, it's a human thang. ...but please don't tell her, I do look rather adorable.

Here is what I looked like before. I don't know why she uses crappy cell phone shots. But the before is a crappy cell phone shot. Dolly thought maybe she could hide me. She should have put her pink coat on me to hide me. Then I would have been able to stay as a shaggy looking sheepdog type of puppy  instead of a cute...well...ok...cute huh?

Then after grooming me, she made this! Yummy! Potato soup! YUM! Hey, wait, she gave me DOG FOOD for dinner! What's wrong with this picture. Wow, my workcamper sucks. I'm going to give her computer back to her now....so long & arf - Sara

~As always, be kind to your pets, clean up after them on your travels & respect your neighbor~

(& share your soup with them! --Sara)